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Issue 5 · Friday, October 23, 2026 · see the latest

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The AI-made 'Rumpelstiltskin' dance meme reaches the NFL in a Jaguars touchdown celebration

Two quick explainers: where the uncanny clip came from, and the moment it crossed into an NFL end zone.

Jacksonville Jaguars running back Bhayshul Tuten and teammates celebrated a touchdown against the Houston Texans at Wembley Stadium by acting out the "Tip Toein' In My Jordans" meme, shushing the camera and tip-toeing, Yahoo Sports reports; the clip drew millions of views within a day.

The meme comes from an AI-generated video of Rumpelstiltskin dancing in a barn, posted on Instagram in late August as a demo of AI filmmaking, according to Know Your Meme's explainer on Yahoo. In late September a TikToker paired it with Riff Raff's 2014 song "TIP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ," and it spread across TikTok, Instagram Reels and X. Many viewers believed it came from a real 1980s fantasy film.

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r/baseball: Brewers fans react to the team's first World Series trip since 1982

The other side of the same night: what a long-awaited pennant means to fans of a small-market team.

Posted seconds after the Dodgers thread, this image post marks the Milwaukee Brewers clinching the National League pennant with a four-game NLCS sweep of the two-time defending champion Dodgers. It drew about 16,800 upvotes and 1,400 comments in a 2.8-million-member community.

Where the Dodgers thread is mostly about the loser, this one belongs to Milwaukee fans. The top reply describes a kind of euphoria the writer had never felt, after the Brewers came from behind in most of the games. Others call it a "team of destiny" and look ahead to the American League winner. One long, widely upvoted reply recalls weekly Brewers games with an elderly Wisconsin neighbor.

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    After exploring THE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!, the club's long road is traced in Milwaukee Brewers.

    The club's history: a National League Central team based in Milwaukee, named for the city's brewing industry, which has played at its current ballpark since 2001.

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r/baseball celebrates as the two-time champion Dodgers are swept out of the NLCS

The week's most-upvoted thread relative to its community's size: a whole league's fans enjoying one team's exit.

A text-only post announcing that the Los Angeles Dodgers had been eliminated from World Series contention went up minutes after Milwaukee finished a four-game sweep in the National League Championship Series. It became the biggest thread of our sweep relative to community size: about 32,900 upvotes and 2,400 comments in a 2.8-million-member subreddit.

The replies are mostly a party. The top comments point out that the Dodgers were swept at home, ending their hopes of a third straight title, by the same Brewers team they had swept in last year's NLCS, and that it came two months after the Dodgers traded for Skubal. Others joke that rival fans (one describes a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan hugging) briefly found common ground. A smaller group of Dodgers fans argue the sweep was a fluke.

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A World Series with no former champion: Rays and Brewers meet after both win their pennants

The AP preview packs the history (Seattle Pilots, the 1982 'Suds Series', the Devil Rays) into one read for anyone who doesn't follow baseball.

The Milwaukee Brewers finished a four-game sweep of the Los Angeles Dodgers in the National League Championship Series, and the Tampa Bay Rays beat the Cleveland Guardians in six games for the American League pennant. The World Series opens Friday, Oct. 23, in Milwaukee.

According to the Associated Press, it is the first World Series between two teams that have never won a title since 1980, so the champion will be a first-timer. Both clubs are in the bottom half of MLB payrolls, and both play under roofs, so the AP says it will likely be baseball's first all-indoor championship.

The Brewers began as the 1969 Seattle Pilots and lost their only previous World Series, in 1982, to St. Louis. The Rays lost theirs in 2008 and 2020. Jake Bauers, a former Ray, was MVP of the NLCS; Freddy Peralta, a former Brewer, was ALCS MVP.

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Peruvian botanists name a blue-and-white Andean sage after Lionel Messi

Why the flower's colors made the name obvious, and why the plant is already endangered.

A newly described plant from Peru's Andes has been named Salvia messii after Argentine soccer star Lionel Messi, because its pale blue and white flowers echo Argentina's jersey, Yahoo reports. The species was described in an Oct. 2 study in the journal Phytotaxa by Paúl Gonzáles, Rolando Uría and Jean Capcha-Ramos.

The mint-family shrub grows about five feet tall on rocky slopes at roughly 6,560 to 7,875 feet. It is known from six sites in the Lima and Ica regions, and the study assesses it as endangered, citing wildfires, road building and drought. Populations were first seen in 2009; fieldwork in 2023-2025 confirmed it is a separate species. Guinness World Records has recognized Messi as the soccer player with the most species named after him.

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Canadian Jennifer MacDonell, 70, runs a world age-group marathon record in Toronto

A warm, detailed account of a 3:23:59 marathon at 70, from the calf cramp to the Finding Nemo mantra and the donut celebration.

Jennifer MacDonell of Ottawa ran the TCS Toronto Waterfront Marathon on Sunday, Oct. 18, in 3:23:59, a new W70-74 world record pending ratification, Canadian Running reports. The previous mark, 3:27:00, was set by France's Laurence Dupont Alnet in 2024.

The run capped eight days in which she also set Canadian age-group records for the mile (6:51) and 5K (21:40) in Montreal. With two kilometres to go she was fighting a cramping calf and a headwind, and told the magazine she repeated Dory's line from Finding Nemo, "just keep swimming."

She prepared for a year with coach Steve Boyd, and organizers started her just behind the elite field. Her plan afterward, she said, was to enjoy the moment before setting a new goal.

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China ends the U.S. women's seven-year reign at the gymnastics world championships

The AP story shows how one rotation on a 4-inch beam swung a world title by 0.233 points.

China won the women's team final at the Artistic Gymnastics World Championships in Rotterdam on Wednesday, Oct. 21, scoring 165.764 to the United States' 165.531, the AP reports. It ends a U.S. run of seven straight world team titles that began in 2011, and it is China's first world team gold since 2006.

The Americans led by nearly two points after vault and uneven bars. China then took over on balance beam, where Zhang Qingying's 15.066 was the top score of the day on any event, and a U.S. fall on a beam dismount opened a lead of more than two points heading into floor.

Japan took bronze, its first world championships podium in 60 years, according to the AP. The U.S. team was largely made up of athletes in their first worlds.

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Lake Como's club routs Manchester United 4-1 in the Champions League, and its coach says he told them to ease off

A small Italian club's big night, and the pressure it piles on United's manager, in one quick report.

Como, coached by former Spain midfielder Cesc Fàbregas, beat Manchester United 4-1 in the Champions League on Wednesday, Oct. 21. Nico Paz scored after 118 seconds, scored again and set up another goal before Jacobo Ramón's header made it 4-0, according to the report on Yahoo Sports.

"I told my players to slow down at 4-0," Fàbregas said. Joshua Zirkzee's late goal kept United from matching its heaviest European defeat, 5-0 to Sporting in 1964. United coach Michael Carrick was seen apologizing to the traveling fans, and the report says captain Bruno Fernandes appeared to question the tactics afterward.

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Harry Brook hits the fastest ODI double century, and Sri Lanka still chase down 430

A record-filled one-day match: 847 runs, a record 123 boundaries, and a six off the second-to-last ball.

England's Harry Brook scored 202 against Sri Lanka in a one-day international in Rawalpindi on Thursday, Oct. 22, the first ODI double century by an England batter and, per the report on Yahoo Sports, the fastest in the format, off 114 balls. England made 429-4.

Sri Lanka chose to bat second, recovered from 24-2 and won by two wickets with one ball left, reaching 430-8; Pavan Rathnayake made 130. Needing six from two balls, Janith Liyanage hit a six. It is the second-highest successful chase in ODI history, and the 847-run match aggregate is second only to South Africa and Australia's 872 in 2006. The 123 boundaries were an ODI record.

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A London ultrarunner is attempting 50 marathons in 50 U.S. states in 24 days, for cancer research

A short, human interview about turning grief into miles, with the math of a five-hour-a-day schedule.

William Goodge, an ultramarathoner from London, is trying to run a marathon in each of the 50 U.S. states in 24 days, raising money for cancer research and attempting a world record, WBAL reports from an interview with sister station KMBC in Kansas City.

Goodge said he started running after his mother died of cancer, as a way to turn "emotional pain" into something positive. His Kansas City runs, including the Garmin Marathon on Saturday, were days nine and 10 of the attempt. He said he has to finish each marathon in five hours or less to stay on schedule.

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Arizona Cardinals beat the Rams 18-16 as 13.5-point underdogs, without scoring a touchdown

CBS explains how six field goals, including one at the gun, produced the NFL's biggest upset of the season.

The Arizona Cardinals beat the Los Angeles Rams 18-16 on Sunday, Oct. 18, on Chad Ryland's 43-yard field goal as time expired, his sixth of the game, according to CBS Sports. Arizona entered as 13.5-point underdogs; CBS calls it the largest upset of the season and tied for the largest of any game in the past five years.

The Rams took a 16-15 lead with 47 seconds left on a Matthew Stafford touchdown pass. Arizona then gained 21 yards on its first play and 15 more on a Rams penalty to set up the kick. Both teams are now 2-4; the Rams entered the season as Super Bowl favorites.

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Chaos Saturday in college football: unranked Auburn beats No. 1 Georgia as top teams fall

Two reads: CBS on the walk-off kick that ended Georgia's 54-game streak against unranked teams, and Yahoo's running log of a day of upsets.

Unranked Auburn beat No. 1 Georgia 27-24 in Athens on Saturday, Oct. 17, on Alex McPherson's field goal as time expired. CBS Sports says the loss snapped Georgia's 54-game winning streak against unranked opponents; Georgia committed three turnovers and three personal fouls on Auburn's quarterback. A tearful first-year Auburn coach, Alex Golesh, said his son had asked to come onto the field "after we win."

Yahoo Sports' live coverage lists the rest of the day: unranked Florida won 27-24 at No. 7 Texas, No. 14 Tennessee beat No. 6 Alabama, No. 4 Ohio State ended No. 5 Indiana's 22-game win streak 19-15, and No. 8 BYU held off No. 2 Notre Dame on the final play.

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LeBron James, now 41 and a 76er, opens his 24th season by spoiling the Knicks' banner night

CBS grades the debut and walks through the marketing blitz around the league's most famous move of the offseason.

The NBA season opened Tuesday, Oct. 20, and LeBron James played his first game for the Philadelphia 76ers, a 106-100 win over the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden on the night the Knicks, the defending champions, received their rings and raised their banner, CBS Sports reports.

In 34 minutes James, 41, had 14 points on 5-of-13 shooting, nine rebounds, seven assists and one turnover. The Knicks shot 37% from the floor. CBS notes that the Sixers have not been past the second round of the playoffs in 25 years, and that the season is James's 24th.

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